Texts From Last Night · bbailey490's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

bbailey490's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up

Fav 35 7990 1546
share tweet
(251): View more from Alabama

I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.

Fav 6 2523 1551
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(813): View more from Florida

If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.

Fav 26 6474 1324
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport

Fav 22 10555 1410
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT