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  • Yes! I am not the world's crappiest lover!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:55pm
  • My question is...why didn't you stop him???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:35pm
  • he didnt ask for anything, and i was wearing sweats cause i was already in bed. he woke my up at 230 in the morning to watch sports center.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I am Jack's malnourished libido.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Maybe you should wear something other than a sweat suit if your trying to get fucke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I'd have taken your hoodie off :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:18pm
  • lmfao. I used to think that reading tfln was hilarious, now I know the replies are where its at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:16pm
  • ahhhhh, the beauties of alcohol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:04pm
  • What an awful experience. It was like a dog dry humping your leg. Gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:31pm
  • That guy learned his moves in Texas. -not texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:21pm
  • If my boyfriend did that, our sex life would be on hiatus for like a week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:37pm
  • Why do men always have to back up the losers of their own sex...so defensive!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Well.. at least he was thoughtful enough to not cum all over your clothes? That's something.. I guess..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:00pm
  • You shouldve taken the reins and showed him how it's done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:08pm
  • at least he wrapped it up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:12pm
  • fuck that's so awkward! She was probably in utter shock & too confused by the situation to stop him like"wait, is this ACTUALLY happening?" and probably didn't want to start striping since he sounds like a freak. Also, guys can just man up & do it. Mad sympathy to you. I'd have flipped out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:53am
  • Come hop in bed wit me I got you girl hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Well, either he's retarded, or she's a filthy whorebag and he was protecting himself from her plethora of STD's. I'd go with the second.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I have nothing to say...

    Submitted by Eridani on May 24, 11 at 11:45pm
  • OP must be an obese hairy beast, he wouldve lost his boner if he took her hoodie off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:46pm
  • no ass... that sucks... there is always hope for tonight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Because the fact that you just sat there the whole time is somehow less weird than what he did..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:52pm
  • thats what i was wondering 1:35....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Ohhh Arizona. :) haha that blows. Literally?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 101 ur prolly the guy that did it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:16pm
  • 6:21, fuck off. Txt length has nothing to do with anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:03pm
  • This maybe the stupidest thing I have ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Come to my room and I'll show you what a real man is like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Keep looking for better... He's a friggin moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:28am
  • Sweat pants and a goodie, you sounds sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Great Job Arizona St! Only defense for him is that the girls here are the hottest so maybe he got nervous haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Why act like you're overly offended when you let him strip, put a condom on, dry hump you and finish before leaving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:57pm
  • He should have just beat off on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:34pm
  • why the hell were you wearing sweatpants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:36pm
  • I am jack's leathery balls

    Submitted by iamelrebel on Sep 13, 10 at 3:09am
  • He probably won't remember you unless you wear sweats again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:49am
  • why did you let this happen is the real question

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am
  • when I first read this I thought HE was wearing her hoodie and left with it on. hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Nobody is that stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 1:35 it was a random hookup, she couldn't escape with the line she gave if it was a bf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Newest goal: dry hump a girls leg until I cum

    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 10, 10 at 12:31am
  • hahahahahahahaha, ASU... FTL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Glad you got sooooo dressed up for the occasion..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:12pm
  • OMG, finally one from my school. You'd think ASU would have more of these...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:51pm
  • hahaha 2:16 ur probly right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I think this might have happened to me too but I'm not sure....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:47pm
  • @1:05 HIM being naked and HER hoodie being on aren't connected. Foolish fool.

    Submitted by CthulhuWasHere on Aug 20, 10 at 12:12am
  • What. The. Fuck? Hope this is fake.

    Submitted by eNVee on Apr 25, 10 at 4:30am
  • you gotta love dry humping. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:16pm
  • He's doing it wrong. Or he was pissed that she denied oral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Wait.. I thought you said he was naked, but then you said he didn't bother taking off your hoodie.

    Submitted by Slogan on Jul 2, 10 at 1:05am
  • that guy was me.... i'm sorry it was my first time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Oh I get it. He was actually supposed to take your pants off and have real intercourse with you. But he didn't and just rubbed he yogurt snake on your leg and that's why it's funny. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56pm
  • It was probably a bet

    Submitted by dustin715 on Sep 19, 10 at 12:00pm
  • I think he owes you dinner at burger king

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:23pm
  • this long of a text shows that the OP is a tight-assed cunt that thinks she is all high and mighty. He probably had more fun fucking your leg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:21am
  • I'm sorry but that doesn't count as a first time..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:09pm
  • She was probably fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:02pm
  • i don't get it. she said they got naked. but she is wearing a full sweat suit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:59pm
  • So, this one time, I... Wow, that guy is fucking stupid. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I got one better a guy lifted up my shirt and\nHis shirt and dry humPed fully clothed to our tummies touching

    Submitted by camarossaurus on Feb 26, 10 at 6:40pm
  • i agree ^ .... i mean thats humiliation to the extreme ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:38pm
  • come see me...i will hook that pussy of yours up. you will cum so much your legs will be shaking for 2 days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:35pm