Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Scars...you realize those don't really go away? PS* what the hell did you fuck him on a bed of nails or something?
My bet is they are actually harpoon scars from her last run in with Captain Ahab.
lie. you fell on barbed wire.