If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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We try but we get "not in my ass"
Idk about that one. I have a deep seated phobia of electric pencil sharpeners.
So...a Slap Chop doesn't scare you?
and if I had a vagina there would be a laundry list of things vibrating and elongated to try out on it, what's your point.
big girl's wantin' some
We try to stick it everywhere, then fucking females get mad at us.
Seeing the movie "Teeth" may make you rethink that plan
I will admit, it's kinda great to have a cock. btw, we do like to shoot it off in celebration!
BE MY FRIEND.
thats the winning attitude
I keep mine out of fat girls.
Once upon a time there was mighty prince. He was charming, debonair and handsome. Yet in the land of wenchs, he still ran into an age-old nemisis, the cock block. Go figure....
We try, you don't let it happen.
Then you think about STD's and pregnancy
Somebody should give her a penis, it'd be hilarious when she tries to stick it in a mincer.
I would try to suck my own wiener it because I love sucking cock
I would try to suck my own wiener bc I love sucking the wang
well i can let them everywhere..... IN ME! ;)
Oh we try :D
That is why you are a woman this lifetime. You have a few things to learn.
I stick mine everywhere but light sockets, dudes and unfortunately ugly women. Since you don't have a dick you are either a light socket or ugly if your are questioning why no one sticks it to you. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/
I wholeheartedly believe that this text was sent by a light socket.
Running from your stretch marks because they look like screaming faces.
Nightmare on Elm Stretch