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  • We try but we get "not in my ass"

    Submitted by lucrede on Dec 17, 10 at 3:54pm
  • Idk about that one. I have a deep seated phobia of electric pencil sharpeners.

    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 17, 10 at 4:56pm
  • and if I had a vagina there would be a laundry list of things vibrating and elongated to try out on it, what's your point.

    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 17, 10 at 4:10pm
  • We try to stick it everywhere, then fucking females get mad at us.

    Submitted by Dirkdiggler on Dec 17, 10 at 5:32pm
  • Seeing the movie "Teeth" may make you rethink that plan

    Submitted by Blackmane on Dec 17, 10 at 5:19pm
  • I will admit, it's kinda great to have a cock. btw, we do like to shoot it off in celebration!

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 17, 10 at 8:25pm
  • thats the winning attitude

    Submitted by nakidna on Dec 17, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Once upon a time there was mighty prince. He was charming, debonair and handsome. Yet in the land of wenchs, he still ran into an age-old nemisis, the cock block. Go figure....

    Submitted by kcs99 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:11am
  • I keep mine out of fat girls.

    Submitted by loslocos on Dec 17, 10 at 8:41pm
  • We try, you don't let it happen.

    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 17, 10 at 11:08pm
  • We try but we get "not in my ass"

    Submitted by lucrede on Dec 17, 10 at 3:54pm
  • Then you think about STD's and pregnancy

    Submitted by rickscottisfired on Dec 18, 10 at 7:33am
  • Somebody should give her a penis, it'd be hilarious when she tries to stick it in a mincer.

    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 17, 10 at 10:08pm
  • I would try to suck my own wiener it because I love sucking cock

    Submitted by bunnyfck on Dec 19, 10 at 12:05am
  • I would try to suck my own wiener bc I love sucking the wang

    Submitted by bunnyfck on Dec 19, 10 at 12:18am
  • Oh we try :D

    Submitted by Kar98 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:58am
  • well i can let them everywhere..... IN ME! ;)

    Submitted by ThaBitchDatzBI on Dec 18, 10 at 2:08am
  • That is why you are a woman this lifetime. You have a few things to learn.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 18, 10 at 2:26pm
  • facepalm....

    Submitted by redblackhole on Dec 20, 10 at 2:13am
  • I stick mine everywhere but light sockets, dudes and unfortunately ugly women. Since you don't have a dick you are either a light socket or ugly if your are questioning why no one sticks it to you. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/

    Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Dec 17, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Running from your stretch marks because they look like screaming faces.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 17, 10 at 8:17pm