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  • Submitted by lucrede on Dec 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    We try but we get "not in my ass"

  • Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 17, 10 at 4:56pm

    Idk about that one. I have a deep seated phobia of electric pencil sharpeners.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 17, 10 at 5:05pm

      So...a Slap Chop doesn't scare you?

  • Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 17, 10 at 4:10pm

    and if I had a vagina there would be a laundry list of things vibrating and elongated to try out on it, what's your point.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 17, 10 at 5:07pm

      big girl's wantin' some

  • Submitted by Dirkdiggler on Dec 17, 10 at 5:32pm

    We try to stick it everywhere, then fucking females get mad at us.

  • Submitted by Blackmane on Dec 17, 10 at 5:19pm

    Seeing the movie "Teeth" may make you rethink that plan

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 17, 10 at 8:25pm

    I will admit, it's kinda great to have a cock. btw, we do like to shoot it off in celebration!

  • Submitted by nakidna on Dec 17, 10 at 3:37pm

    thats the winning attitude

  • Submitted by loslocos on Dec 17, 10 at 8:41pm

    I keep mine out of fat girls.

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:11am

    Once upon a time there was mighty prince. He was charming, debonair and handsome. Yet in the land of wenchs, he still ran into an age-old nemisis, the cock block. Go figure....

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    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 17, 10 at 11:08pm

    We try, you don't let it happen.

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    Submitted by rickscottisfired on Dec 18, 10 at 7:33am

    Then you think about STD's and pregnancy

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    Submitted by lucrede on Dec 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    We try but we get "not in my ass"

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    Submitted by bunnyfck on Dec 19, 10 at 12:05am

    I would try to suck my own wiener it because I love sucking cock

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    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 17, 10 at 10:08pm

    Somebody should give her a penis, it'd be hilarious when she tries to stick it in a mincer.

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    Submitted by bunnyfck on Dec 19, 10 at 12:18am

    I would try to suck my own wiener bc I love sucking the wang

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    Submitted by Kar98 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:58am

    Oh we try :D

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    Submitted by ThaBitchDatzBI on Dec 18, 10 at 2:08am

    well i can let them everywhere..... IN ME! ;)

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 18, 10 at 2:26pm

    That is why you are a woman this lifetime. You have a few things to learn.

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    Submitted by redblackhole on Dec 20, 10 at 2:13am

    facepalm....

  • Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Dec 17, 10 at 3:35pm

    I stick mine everywhere but light sockets, dudes and unfortunately ugly women. Since you don't have a dick you are either a light socket or ugly if your are questioning why no one sticks it to you. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/

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      Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 18, 10 at 1:36am

      I wholeheartedly believe that this text was sent by a light socket.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 17, 10 at 8:17pm

    Running from your stretch marks because they look like screaming faces.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 18, 10 at 2:08am

      Nightmare on Elm Stretch