HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I like that HO is capitalized.
dammit beat me to it
Just make sure his name isn't Joran van der Sloot
Ya can't go wrong with cock!
Gotta appreciate the honesty!
dude im drujnk asb fucik vright bnow so vfucking you !
No where in this text does it say they are a she btw
go fuck yourself
Thank youuuuuu vaginabooooooob
cause its so hard to find willing guys in Texas ... mmm not really
Typical DFW sluts
Just make sure its not Joran van der Slut!
She's probably fat... That's why she can't get it.
Alphabetcity, that's fucking right.
My kinda girl
OP's got their priorities straight. Lol
i enjoy the fact that HO is ironically capitalized. it really pumps my nads
What the world
Cock... AMAZING when your in the beack sand!!'
Ummm, this could be from a guy...
She's looking for a real man, not Texas stuff.
I'll give you some big, fat, hard penis. Nine1eight6two9five5two8