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  • Submitted by maskedman on Jun 9, 10 at 4:09pm

    I'm not sure if this is a typo. I mean was she choking on semen or did an actual seaman have his dick stuck in her throat. Either way, I've seen a Porno about both situations.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 9, 10 at 5:30pm

    She inhaled a Navy guy?

  • Submitted by wwiiace on Jun 9, 10 at 5:37pm

    Not sure but I think the typo makes this funnier!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 6:01pm

    Is this supposed to be semen??

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    Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 10, 10 at 8:57am

    Love Texas but this shows how stupid some of the people are...don't know the obvious difference between cum and a sailor lol

  • 92 73
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 9:44am

    Sticky situation.

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    Submitted by hayleynewell on Jun 9, 10 at 4:54pm

    1) That sounds like it would really suck.\n2) Do people really not know how to spell!?! Seriously. Seaman??

  • 89 95
    Submitted by HollyHoe on Jun 9, 10 at 4:52pm

    Semen?

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    Submitted by teafurtwo on Jun 9, 10 at 4:24pm

    means she got semen in her lungs... wow.

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Jun 9, 10 at 4:26pm

      she got semen in her lungs or sea men?

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    Submitted by jenpearce on Jun 9, 10 at 7:52pm

    Sounds like my little sister!

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    Submitted by yours4evah111 on Jun 10, 10 at 11:25am

    German word for sailor man if you add an "n" I'm pretty sure..\nFunny though.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 9, 10 at 7:38pm

    @maskedman: How does that make you feel about your life?

  • 79 95
    Submitted by erb on Jun 9, 10 at 6:06pm

    Ohh Texas

  • 62 64
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 10, 10 at 10:32am

    Women are like hurricanes. They rock your world, tussle u around for a while, suck up lots of semen, but then leave you without a house or car

  • 66 74
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 11, 10 at 12:17am

    Learn to spell before you judge

  • 74 90
    Submitted by MarineFD343 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:17am

    Dang. I should move back to Texas.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by rossturner on Jun 9, 10 at 5:04pm

    do you think the OP is the parent?

  • 70 83
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 4:29pm

    Doubt she makes it to age 30

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 8:40am

    Except people. There are a LOT of big people in Texas.

  • 74 92
    Submitted by misslady on Jun 10, 10 at 2:50am

    we do it big in texas

  • 77 98
    Submitted by lexialamode on Jun 9, 10 at 4:07pm

    What's that?

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 6:05am

    There's really nothing big in Texas...

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    Submitted by CaseyC on Jun 9, 10 at 4:08pm

    Inhaled semen