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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You left wolverine marks

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I'm somewhere between sorry and proud

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(770): View more from Georgia

You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.

(770): View more from Georgia

I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.

(404): View more from Georgia

Clearly, you already have. Both of them.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

That was so not worth putting pants on for.

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(416): View more from Toronto

5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt

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(360): View more from Washington

I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.

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