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  • Stick around until her daddy issues surface; when she starts to feel inferior without your approval the sex gets really good.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on May 20, 11 at 2:58pm
  • What she *actually* said was: "I'll fuck you if you add me to your trust" followed by: "Can you chug a *whole* bottle of Tequila??"

    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 20, 11 at 1:51pm
  • the reason why this worked is that it's more original than 99% of the usual pick up lines

    Submitted by mccheesy on May 20, 11 at 3:37pm
    • The reason this worked is because it was a college bar in San Diego hhaha. They don't call is STDSU for nothin...

      Submitted by Jessikay619 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:00pm
  • I need to try that pick up line...

    Submitted by soccer10186 on May 21, 11 at 12:28pm
  • If that's your icebreaker, I'm surprised you even got a dignified response. You must be hot.

    Submitted by xoNYbaby on May 20, 11 at 1:37pm
    • He doesn't have to be, depending on his mannerisms he could come off as cute/funny.

      Submitted by Vulpus on May 20, 11 at 2:43pm
  • Must have been drinking Patron.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 7:35pm