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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on May 20, 11 at 2:58pm

    Stick around until her daddy issues surface; when she starts to feel inferior without your approval the sex gets really good.

    • Submitted by bigpapajake on May 20, 11 at 4:58pm

      This is why I love being a psych major. Daddy issues in every one of them.

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        Submitted by cfreymarc on May 20, 11 at 9:42pm

        Key to most women is to act like their fathers.

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on May 21, 11 at 10:00pm

          And for some, simply to fuck like them.

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    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 20, 11 at 1:51pm

    What she *actually* said was: "I'll fuck you if you add me to your trust" followed by: "Can you chug a *whole* bottle of Tequila??"

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    Submitted by mccheesy on May 20, 11 at 3:37pm

    the reason why this worked is that it's more original than 99% of the usual pick up lines

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      Submitted by Jessikay619 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:00pm

      The reason this worked is because it was a college bar in San Diego hhaha. They don't call is STDSU for nothin...

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    Submitted by soccer10186 on May 21, 11 at 12:28pm

    I need to try that pick up line...

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    Submitted by xoNYbaby on May 20, 11 at 1:37pm

    If that's your icebreaker, I'm surprised you even got a dignified response. You must be hot.

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      Submitted by Vulpus on May 20, 11 at 2:43pm

      He doesn't have to be, depending on his mannerisms he could come off as cute/funny.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 7:35pm

    Must have been drinking Patron.