yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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Stick around until her daddy issues surface; when she starts to feel inferior without your approval the sex gets really good.
This is why I love being a psych major. Daddy issues in every one of them.
Key to most women is to act like their fathers.
And for some, simply to fuck like them.
What she *actually* said was: "I'll fuck you if you add me to your trust" followed by: "Can you chug a *whole* bottle of Tequila??"
the reason why this worked is that it's more original than 99% of the usual pick up lines
The reason this worked is because it was a college bar in San Diego hhaha. They don't call is STDSU for nothin...
I need to try that pick up line...
If that's your icebreaker, I'm surprised you even got a dignified response. You must be hot.
He doesn't have to be, depending on his mannerisms he could come off as cute/funny.
Must have been drinking Patron.