Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I'm still standing.
"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi seems appropriate....
...Never gonna give you up
or, better yet, for the longest time. "I don't care, what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things. I want you so bad, I think you oughta know that i intend to hold you for the longest time"... that should do the trick.
just don't wake me up...before you go go
I Like Candy!
... And the mic smells like beer
Not even close. Billy Joel's "Piano Man" was released in 1973, on the album of the same name.
...Me so horny/so so so horny...