Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I'm still standing.
"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi seems appropriate....
...Never gonna give you up
or, better yet, for the longest time. "I don't care, what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things. I want you so bad, I think you oughta know that i intend to hold you for the longest time"... that should do the trick.
I Like Candy!
... And the mic smells like beer
Not even close. Billy Joel's "Piano Man" was released in 1973, on the album of the same name.
just don't wake me up...before you go go
...Me so horny/so so so horny...