Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Hey, Fuck you, I'm about to be 30.
30 is actually pretty awesome :)
Yeah fuck you i'm 33 bitch! STFU! My balls haven't started sagging yet
You'd be amazed how quit girls stop dating guys their age right after graduation.
Why are you still wearing swimsuits?
gotta love the burgh
Why are your swimsuits on?