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    Submitted by technoir on Jul 30, 13 at 8:17am

    That's because you're in the Portland/Seattle area, the breeding ground of the metrosexual hipster. Those pretentious douchebags wouldn't know what to do with quality female companionship if it walked up and smacked them in the junk. Too busy unpraising the latest microbrew and sneering at the latest indie album.\n\nCome to Toronto. We love sexually aggressive women. On our penises.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 13 at 6:37pm

    There are plenty of men, they just smell teh crazy on you from a mile away and flee.

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    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 29, 13 at 9:58pm

    You actually do sound like one. Wanting to bang but no one wanting you haha

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    Submitted by taterslc on Jul 30, 13 at 8:59am

    Be proud

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    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 29, 13 at 7:12pm

    If you're anywhere close to Portland, then you're doing it wrong.