He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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So he was there, almost literally, to axe you a question.
makes sense if he was wearing boots.
is that supposed to be interesting?
The sure sign of a good time.
well this doesnt make any sense
If this was last weekend it'd be expected
An axe murderer, without an axe, is just a murderer. How boring.
I'm not sensing a connection between those 2 things...
Did he have a hook on one hand too?
psycho, he will marry a social worker
No, but I found a rusty chainsaw. Uh...
Sad thing is girls marry guys like this.