He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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Good for him for not having sex with you and therefore cheating
Not that married.
Note the area code of Washington, DC. Don't worry the Senator will replace the broken toaster with a new NASA designed, gold-plated one.
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