Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Dont be an ass. They didn't say not to fuck on them. They're just asking for a considerate notification so that next time lunch isn't made with anyone's bodily fluids. Fuck, smoke, let a nigga know. Seems reasonable.
"Our" counters implies that they're partially mine. So I'll do as I damn well please on them, thank you very fucking much. And while you're making lunch, fix me a sandwich.
things you don't want to hear one subway employee screaming to another one.
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No, sir. No I will not