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(815): View more from Illinois

Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!

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(607): View more from New York

We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

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(713): View more from Texas

Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.

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(951): View more from California

All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.

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(207): View more from Maine

You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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(913): View more from Kansas

high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass

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