my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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Talking to flowers is supposed to help them grow but that doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic.
She started talking to the flowers cause she was either stoned or drunk what's not to get?
I penised a motherfuck... So my fuck is now assy
Doesn't work for cut flowers, unfortunately.
Yeah gotta say I don't really get this one...
I brought home my dick.. so she started sucking on it.