Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Least. Favorite. Text. Ever.
Is there any meaning to those four separate one word sentences?
Febreeze wasn't meant to be used in that kind of carpet lady. Sick...sick...sick!!!!!!!!
Forget febreeze and take that infected junk to the dr.
You should remove the hot dog eventually.
Might I suggest a shower before you leave the house next time?
why would you share this with someone?
why not? This shits hilarious
How could this possibly get any thumbs up??
Stay classy San Diego
A sweaty unwashed female does not smell foul. She's got some sort of bacterial thing going on. She needs a doctor and quick!
Sweaty and unwashed male or female = smelling bad...
Why the fuck would you let that happen? And fabreeze just doesn't sound helpful enough here, how bout A SHOWER!?
Totally vomited in my mouth!!! That is shit you don't share with others!!!
That's just nasty... how the fuck does it smell that bad?????
You need a prescription.
Ewww that might mean your shit is infected!!!!
Fake. Posted by a hating munt.
Oh dear god ew
That is fucking disgusting wash that shit bitch
See a doctor, why don't you wash?? eww, to be able to smell it through crossed legs, and I assume a table.... Seek help!
If this IS real then how the helll do you let it come to that point and why the helll would you ever post it on tfln where you know you're gonna get roasted by a bunch of random people?
that is NOT normal. disgusting, take a bath.
Ewwwww, that's messed up...
That uh.......that's just....... What the fuck?
Ah yes.....the smell of stale cigarettes and a week old McDonalds milkshake. Two thumbs up!
Ya def the weirdest part is that she would share this... Absolutely foul
O. M. G. This is disgusting!
I don't know if I could talk to the stank vag that sent this to me, way tmi
To quote the Diceman "I hate when they try to dummy it up with Chanel, when I go down there I want Salmon"
This sounds like a febreeze commercial lmao
You would be from around st Charles... That's probably the clappp!!
That is disgusting. Someone that attends board meetings should know better!!
Soap and water fat ass... Soap and water!
I commend you for noticing a problem, identifying it for what it is and then acting accordingly. Fuck everyone who calls you gross/disgusting, I think this is fucking hilarious and you handled the situation nicely.
Yo! This is sickkk!! Shit...
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
Why god why?
I just threw up a little bit
Yeah there is definitely a raging infection going on there. Or a pad that hasnt been changed in a few days.
omg u r gross
Ummm yeah... You have an infection.... And why the hell would you tell the public about that?!??
Must ba a nasty vag, and how could you not know it was you to begin with.\n\nI think Febreeze would not want it used this way either.
Smelly Cubs fans. You disgust me
Wash that nasty thing. What the hell is wrong with you?
I love a smelly pussy
It's amazing how stupid. Some people are. And I agree if you are in any connect\nOr part of the board of anything. DAMN!!!!! I was always told if you can smell yourself others have been smelling you. Hope the people near you get over it. Fir sure they won't forget.
That's a damn shame!
Nice return scjohns 2....great Oden's raven!
You should maybe seek a dr
Febreeze isn't used for coochies! Take a douche and flush that nasty shit!
Honestly, who the fuck would send that as a text to someone and still be proud of it?!
What kind of a board...a stank board? If folks like you with stankin twats are on a board of a publicly traded company, I say sell. Now!
That's just nasty! Why would you share that with anyone? Ewwwww
A few too many E's in your febreze
It's called a douche, and it was invented for a reason.
That is fucking disgusting, and who voted this as a good night
you are nasty!!!!
What a dirty whore, disgusting
I say kill it with fire
wait where'd you get the febreeze from? your vagina?
Smelly Whales Vagina
definitely a back to front wiper...
umm that's disgusting! why would you tell anyone that?
Febreeze for those free breezes your giving off.
Some females are just pure disappointment. Smh
I call bs
thats called...BLUE WAFFLE! nasty!
Def have a disease. Nastiest. Tfln. Ever. Good god wash that shit and see a dr, skank!
wow... your text has actually disgusted me (which is very rare)... you should take care of that sh*t...
Most of you must be young children. Gauging by the shocked reaction from most of you anyway. Just bc a woman happens to have a smell down there doesn't mean she's sick. Could just have been a sweaty day. Grow up!
There's a difference between a natural vagina odor an a foul stench that you initially mistake for another person's feet.
Who are the 1061 ppl who have this a thumbs up!!!
EWWWWWWWWWW ! Nasty old bitch! Take that shit to planne parenthood or something
Please see a Dr.!!!!!!!
There are certain things even your closest friends don't want or need to know let alone a shit ton of random people...freaking wash your ass lady!!
All these comments are funny as fuck. As for smelly lady, you should of known it wS you and for that shame on you. Shame on you for making everyone else around you have to smell it til you finally figured it out.
Blue waffle status?
I have epilepsy
Or mabye... JUST MAYBE. You should take baths. Ewwww. Nasty chick
That's disgusting! God woman do u have no accesible water??!!! Either that or you're rotting from the inside out!!! Get help -fast!!!
Ur heinous. I'm embarassed for u.
That may be almost as bad as unwashed sweaty balls....
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Disgusting.
Women are filthy.
If your vagina is that skanky then you don't deserve one.
Why would you even admit to this?
Dude im kinda feeling bad for your vag
Not San diego
Not to justify this, but she did mention a travel-size febreeze. airplane butt-ussy can be rough.
For god sakes WASH YOUR COOCH. If anything wash down there.
So who is close enough to another person to text them about the smell of their vag? I wouldn't share that with my closest friends.
Damn. Get that shit checked out! No man is gonna wanna go down on you with that stench