Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Least. Favorite. Text. Ever.
Is there any meaning to those four separate one word sentences?
Febreeze wasn't meant to be used in that kind of carpet lady. Sick...sick...sick!!!!!!!!
Forget febreeze and take that infected junk to the dr.
You should remove the hot dog eventually.
Might I suggest a shower before you leave the house next time?
why would you share this with someone?
why not? This shits hilarious
How could this possibly get any thumbs up??
Stay classy San Diego
A sweaty unwashed female does not smell foul. She's got some sort of bacterial thing going on. She needs a doctor and quick!
Sweaty and unwashed male or female = smelling bad...
Why the fuck would you let that happen? And fabreeze just doesn't sound helpful enough here, how bout A SHOWER!?
Totally vomited in my mouth!!! That is shit you don't share with others!!!
That's just nasty... how the fuck does it smell that bad?????
You need a prescription.
Ewww that might mean your shit is infected!!!!
That is fucking disgusting wash that shit bitch
Fake. Posted by a hating munt.
that is NOT normal. disgusting, take a bath.
Oh dear god ew
See a doctor, why don't you wash?? eww, to be able to smell it through crossed legs, and I assume a table.... Seek help!
If this IS real then how the helll do you let it come to that point and why the helll would you ever post it on tfln where you know you're gonna get roasted by a bunch of random people?
Ewwwww, that's messed up...
Ah yes.....the smell of stale cigarettes and a week old McDonalds milkshake. Two thumbs up!
That uh.......that's just....... What the fuck?
Ya def the weirdest part is that she would share this... Absolutely foul
O. M. G. This is disgusting!
To quote the Diceman "I hate when they try to dummy it up with Chanel, when I go down there I want Salmon"
I don't know if I could talk to the stank vag that sent this to me, way tmi
This sounds like a febreeze commercial lmao
You would be from around st Charles... That's probably the clappp!!
That is disgusting. Someone that attends board meetings should know better!!
Soap and water fat ass... Soap and water!
I commend you for noticing a problem, identifying it for what it is and then acting accordingly. Fuck everyone who calls you gross/disgusting, I think this is fucking hilarious and you handled the situation nicely.
Yo! This is sickkk!! Shit...
That's a damn shame!
Yeah there is definitely a raging infection going on there. Or a pad that hasnt been changed in a few days.
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
Wash that nasty thing. What the hell is wrong with you?
omg u r gross
Why god why?
Ummm yeah... You have an infection.... And why the hell would you tell the public about that?!??
That's just nasty! Why would you share that with anyone? Ewwwww
Smelly Cubs fans. You disgust me
I just threw up a little bit
Must ba a nasty vag, and how could you not know it was you to begin with.\n\nI think Febreeze would not want it used this way either.
I love a smelly pussy
It's amazing how stupid. Some people are. And I agree if you are in any connect\nOr part of the board of anything. DAMN!!!!! I was always told if you can smell yourself others have been smelling you. Hope the people near you get over it. Fir sure they won't forget.
You should maybe seek a dr
Nice return scjohns 2....great Oden's raven!
Febreeze isn't used for coochies! Take a douche and flush that nasty shit!
Honestly, who the fuck would send that as a text to someone and still be proud of it?!
A few too many E's in your febreze
It's called a douche, and it was invented for a reason.
What kind of a board...a stank board? If folks like you with stankin twats are on a board of a publicly traded company, I say sell. Now!
you are nasty!!!!
That is fucking disgusting, and who voted this as a good night
I say kill it with fire
Smelly Whales Vagina
I call bs
wait where'd you get the febreeze from? your vagina?
thats called...BLUE WAFFLE! nasty!
definitely a back to front wiper...
Some females are just pure disappointment. Smh
umm that's disgusting! why would you tell anyone that?
What a dirty whore, disgusting
Febreeze for those free breezes your giving off.
Def have a disease. Nastiest. Tfln. Ever. Good god wash that shit and see a dr, skank!
Who are the 1061 ppl who have this a thumbs up!!!
Most of you must be young children. Gauging by the shocked reaction from most of you anyway. Just bc a woman happens to have a smell down there doesn't mean she's sick. Could just have been a sweaty day. Grow up!
There's a difference between a natural vagina odor an a foul stench that you initially mistake for another person's feet.
Please see a Dr.!!!!!!!
wow... your text has actually disgusted me (which is very rare)... you should take care of that sh*t...
EWWWWWWWWWW ! Nasty old bitch! Take that shit to planne parenthood or something
There are certain things even your closest friends don't want or need to know let alone a shit ton of random people...freaking wash your ass lady!!
Ur heinous. I'm embarassed for u.
All these comments are funny as fuck. As for smelly lady, you should of known it wS you and for that shame on you. Shame on you for making everyone else around you have to smell it til you finally figured it out.
Blue waffle status?
That's disgusting! God woman do u have no accesible water??!!! Either that or you're rotting from the inside out!!! Get help -fast!!!
I have epilepsy
Or mabye... JUST MAYBE. You should take baths. Ewwww. Nasty chick
That may be almost as bad as unwashed sweaty balls....
Why would you even admit to this?
Women are filthy.
If your vagina is that skanky then you don't deserve one.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Disgusting.
Not San diego
Dude im kinda feeling bad for your vag
For god sakes WASH YOUR COOCH. If anything wash down there.
Not to justify this, but she did mention a travel-size febreeze. airplane butt-ussy can be rough.
So who is close enough to another person to text them about the smell of their vag? I wouldn't share that with my closest friends.
Damn. Get that shit checked out! No man is gonna wanna go down on you with that stench
Just puked a little in my mouth...