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  • Hot chicks masturbate too, you small-minded pricks! What the fuck. All guys can jack it whenever and say whatever they want. A girl has to "admit" to getting herself off, and in that case of course , she must be a fatty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:52pm
  • On a lighter note...if god didn't want you to masturbate he woulda made your arms shorter :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:29pm
  • Why would you put your cat in the shower?

    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 17, 10 at 8:16pm
  • No dude, it's just because it's constant. Every post about female masturbation, hates on women. Every post on virgins, hates on fat boys. Texts About alcohol, indescretions, homosexuality?! Whores, death threats, and implications of satanism. Hate hate and more hate! Y'all need to smile more- or get off!!! In all ways...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:05pm
    • It's almost like these comment threads are full of immature twats or something.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 4:55pm
      • Judging by the content of the site... *shrugs* who would've thought?

        Submitted by glassholmes on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46am
  • I started doing this when I was really young! I didn't understand what I was doing- but yes, it is the most effective way to get off. it feels amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:19pm
  • that's called an orgasm

    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 17, 10 at 12:22pm
  • As if it's common for men to be good at getting women off in bed. No wonder the female orgasm is still jokingly considered a myth- and female genital Mutilation still happens. Don't be afraid of what you can't handle, little boys! Run away with your cock/tail btwn tour legs and leave room for the men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:56pm
    • You sound like you speak from experience. :-)

      Submitted by glassholmes on Feb 18, 10 at 1:51am
    • My guy happens to leave me orgasm so hard I sound like Chewbacca's getting a wax.

      Submitted by Wuzzgoof on Feb 18, 10 at 4:50pm
  • Like that many guys are good at getting chicks off. Yeah right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:53pm
  • This has nothing to do with Obama! You ppl are retarted. And Nothing! Compares to the shower head. No person or vibrator will ever compare. Let's just say the pressure and temp changes can keep you in there for hours!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:36am
  • It's the same water that you clean your dick with. And I'm sure it's cleaner than your dick. And showerheads don't have feelings or give us bullshit. Far better than anything else IMO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:42pm
  • Uh, no. Being fit and young, and constantly insulted online (and through the media) by men threatened by sex toys and shower heads makes me defensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:58pm
  • @5:48 I'm a skinny girl, and I'm pretty good looking, and just sayin, big girls aren't the only ones who use 'alternative methods' to sex. My 'helpers' aren't gonna get me pregnant or give me an STD/STI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:43pm
    • If doing it yourself is better than with a guy...you have serious issues to deal with...unless he's asian or just sucks

      Submitted by Erotophobia on Sep 14, 11 at 12:01pm
  • How did it go from talking about something as great as pussy, to something as boring as religion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:19pm
  • My former female roomate broke my shower head doing this... This shit cost me 30$ to replace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:37am
  • you know why this is funny? alliteration. preset, pussy, panic. hilarious.

    Submitted by catsamsam on Feb 18, 10 at 12:59pm
  • You guys arguing overreligion on a comment thread...y'all r part of the reason I'm athiest. Do us all a favor and shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Shower method = favorite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:44am
  • no. You let the water run over your clit. it's an instant vibrator. it doesn't go in the hole...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:28pm
  • lmfao!!!! I tried to google Preset five and half way figured out what it meant!!!! epic!! swat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:46pm
  • If it isn't in it, why does it happen to women in all those countries? It can't be said to be radical when a majority practice it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:13pm
  • Obama sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:29am
  • My female roomate broke my shower head do this shit cost me 30$ to replace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:36am
  • 10:38, I agree. it's amazinggggggg. I could be in the tub for hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:24am
  • By saying "The people who believe in it" you're implying that mistreatment is within the original Code and intention of Islam, which is the text of the Koran! You're the one making sweeping generalizations, dear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:10pm
  • Please, the Koran was very progressive when it was written, any text or word taken out of context and used to manipulate and brainwash by extremists is dangerous. Any religion or dogma is susceptible. And no, I'm not a muslim.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:02pm
  • why would clean water give you an infection.. Use your brain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:35pm
  • I didn't say radical, I said extremism. And the scariest part about that is, exactly, how widespread it becomes and how the weaker links are immediate casualties, just part of the price of madness. Brainwashing and scare tactics have nothing to do with God.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:18pm
  • Fuck yeah CT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Hey guys, seriously, if you don't know shit about the female body, don't post retarded comments, you make the rest of us that do know look as ignorant as you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Not every Muslim is a terrorist or extremist. Is every Christian a missionary born again evangelical, is every Jew right wing and orthodox?! No! Monotheism still exists because it's been able to adapt to many ways of life, as it's followers have as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:12pm
  • HEY IF U R HOT U SHOULD TALK COME TALK TO ME

    Submitted by HAVESOMEFUN on Feb 17, 10 at 9:00pm
  • I don't recall commenting on what the Koran saids, I did however comment on the people who believe in it and how they treat women, funny how non of the women activist groups never comment on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Yes, hot chicks do masturbate too. Sometimes it's just more convenient. And better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:47am
  • If you mention a shower head it automatically gets posted, it's getting old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:43am
  • Like that poor girl who got ran down in a truck by her dad because she was becoming too American

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:06pm
  • i'm with 8:16.. animal cruelty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:09am
  • Anyway, my initial comment was that not only "big" girls know how to get themselves off. Pea brains.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:11pm
  • Oh yeah, and I used to spend waaay too much time spread eagled on my shower floor... Even better when we remodeled and I got a little seat, hehe. A rain showerhead AND a removable one?! Heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:30am
  • People say a lot of crap to get a raise out of people just for fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:01pm
  • mmmm. love the shower head. feels like nothing any man has ever done to me.

    Submitted by doratheexplorer on Jul 17, 10 at 2:37am
  • 3:12. You are a dumbass!!! Just thought you would like to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Oops sorry for repeate post i didn't think it went through the first time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:38am
  • Here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:29am
  • What is preset five? :s

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Haha tomato tomado, hey pussy is just your religion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:59pm
  • They censor on her now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:29am
  • Warning fat chick alert

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:40am
  • Well hellloooo Mr. Cool Guy that knows so much about a woman's body ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:25pm
  • I love 1:29 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:16pm
  • Thanks 743 for helping other sezzy ladies dispel the ignorance! I keep my nails short for a few reasons...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:33pm
  • If ur insulted by anything someone saids on these u need a thicker skin, this place is the home of the troll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Genatil mutilation is wrong and guess what religion uses it, oh ya "peaceful" Islam

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:59pm
    • nowhere in islam does it say anything about genital mutilation, its actually against islam by alot of sheikhs... so look things up be4 u judge and say shit... prejudice

      Submitted by ble3 on Feb 18, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Second bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:24am
  • Reppin CT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:37pm
  • The word pussy, used the way it was in that statement, gave me the willies. I don't know why...

    Submitted by glassholmes on Feb 18, 10 at 1:44am
  • 12:59= ignorant. And that is practiced in other religions as well. And don't be prejudiced about the guy who ran over his daughter, there are Americans who have baked their babies in ovens or drowned their kids bc "god told them to" every group has their extremists and their crazies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:08pm
  • Know why a dog licks his balls?........ Simply bc he can!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:59pm
  • But the hole is preettyy close to the clit, so how does water not get in there..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:32pm
  • obviously a setting on her shower head. you can do it in the bathtub too. just put your vag under the running water. most shower heads with settings unscrew, to make an even stronger one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:14pm
  • I don't get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:40am
  • Skinny girls have guys, or other girls to get then off, I would know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:48pm
  • wait...what is "preset five" on a shower head?

    Submitted by thomasfk on Feb 17, 10 at 5:17pm
  • So I don't get it.. You shoot water into your vagina? Isn't that a great way to get an infection?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:22pm
  • Pussy pounding FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:26pm
  • 3:42. That is soooo true, except boys don't have feelings either :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:56pm
  • First whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:24am
  • using a shower head is amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 19, 10 at 1:29am
  • Being so definsive means ur are, remember v day it's the fat ones with out dates, at least from what I saw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Hours in the shower, isn't that what whales like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:21pm
  • Lol at jig813

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:13pm
  • I don't think shower heads are the cleanest things... And that water isn't exactly "clean" either.. Not clean enough anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Maybe if you weren't a whale guys would fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:47am
  • Don't get any water in your blow hole shamu!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:33pm