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(519): View more from Ontario

You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.

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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."

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