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  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:20pm

    hahahaha. U coulda tried to pull it off... maybe your face looks like the wells fargo wagon

  • 75 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:43pm

    haha i did the same thing once, but i didn't have my license with me. i argued with the cop as to why he couldn't just use my debit card. didn't go over well.

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:33pm

    best part of this post is the quote from Super Trooper!!!!! Wicked Funny!!!!

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:24pm

    I have so done this same exact thing to a small-town cop in OK! It was soooooo funny....the next morning.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:43pm

    Litering and Litering and Litering and...... Smokin the Reefer!

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:00pm

    haha!!! I just spit a little on my monitor a work. You should let us know how this worked out for ya

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:51am

    ahahahaha i did this once but i handed him my cell phone then proceeded to reach in my glove box only to pull out an unpaid speeding ticket instead of my insurance...went over REAL well.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:01pm

    I'VE DONE THAT!!!!! lmao only it wasnt a debit card it was my asa card for my softball tournaments...oops =/

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:00pm

    hahahahahhahilarious

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:41am

    I went into a 7/11 to get some munchies, and tried to pay with my school ID as a credit card... a cop was standing behind me in line. I insisted that my school ID was a credit card for 3 minutes.

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:46pm

    You all have no lives

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:32pm

    Lol... I know sober people that have done this!!!

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:34am

    I just laughed so hard.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:35pm

    Where are you from in Nebraska?

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:38am

    that's awesome! lol!

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:24pm

    this is my fav.. TOO funny!!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:20am

    i've done that, but i was completely sober...... not a big moment for me

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:47am

    This happened to me once, except I gave him my debit and insurance....dwi fail :(

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:57pm

    same thing happened to me once, but i said to the officer,"all I have is my LSD card" when in fact i meant my college ID from Lake Superior College.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:16pm

    I did that too. The cop should have just put the handcuffs on me right there.

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:22pm

    i did that exact same thing, good thing you can't get breathalized for weed

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:43pm

    no ^that^ comment is the best part. ftw.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 14, 10 at 4:46pm

    haha even tho this text is extremely lame I cracked up.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    I'm from the fremont area.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:16am

    Lol, I've done that too! After a Tom Petty concert. Got a speeding ticket but otherwise he had no clue.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:06pm

    i've done that before. no lie.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:36pm

    Hahah I fuckkng hate when that happens

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:15pm

    hahahahaha smoooth move

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:51pm

    yeeeaaah! reeepppin nebraska the right way!

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:49am

    I did that exact same thing like three weeks ago, and then he searched my car, and found the pot

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:46am

    hahahahaha, wait this is fucking lame, he entire made up fake ass website.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:39am

    lls. wow we're proud of that? tsk tsk tsk haha but okay i admit: this is my fav of the two pages ive been throughso far ;) ...whats the phrase? oh yea... fail .

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:21am

    hahaha the other day the cops pulled me over and asked for my id and i handed them my old high school id badge. lmao i was bloooown.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:47am

    lmfao... takes smarts!

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:25am

    LMFAO this one is pretty damn funny

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:43pm

    somebody honestly told me this the other night... wonder if i met you.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:36am

    nice work bet you wish you kept your get out of jail free card huh?

  • 47 66
    Submitted by unscathed on Jun 7, 10 at 2:17am

    Super suck!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:33am

    omaha has the bomb weed, it's not all cornfields in nebraska. =]