I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
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hahahaha. U coulda tried to pull it off... maybe your face looks like the wells fargo wagon
best part of this post is the quote from Super Trooper!!!!!
haha i did the same thing once, but i didn't have my license with me. i argued with the cop as to why he couldn't just use my debit card. didn't go over well.
I have so done this same exact thing to a small-town cop in OK!
It was soooooo funny....the next morning.
ahahahaha i did this once but i handed him my cell phone then proceeded to reach in my glove box only to pull out an unpaid speeding ticket instead of my insurance...went over REAL well.
Where are you from in Nebraska?
i've done that, but i was completely sober...... not a big moment for me
This happened to me once, except I gave him my debit and insurance....dwi fail :(
I just laughed so hard.
Litering and Litering and Litering and...... Smokin the Reefer!
I went into a 7/11 to get some munchies, and tried to pay with my school ID as a credit card... a cop was standing behind me in line. I insisted that my school ID was a credit card for 3 minutes.
haha!!! I just spit a little on my monitor a work. You should let us know how this worked out for ya
You all have no lives
I'm from the fremont area.
lmfao... takes smarts!
I did that too. The cop should have just put the handcuffs on me right there.
i've done that before. no lie.
I'VE DONE THAT!!!!! lmao only it wasnt a debit card it was my asa card for my softball tournaments...oops =/
no ^that^ comment is the best part. ftw.
lls. wow we're proud of that? tsk tsk tsk
haha but okay i admit: this is my fav of the
two pages ive been throughso far ;)
...whats the phrase? oh yea... fail .
i did that exact same thing, good thing you can't get breathalized for weed
Hahah I fuckkng hate when that happens
yeeeaaah! reeepppin nebraska the right way!
this is my fav.. TOO funny!!
LMFAO this one is pretty damn funny
nice work bet you wish you kept your get out of jail free card huh?
haha even tho this text is extremely lame I cracked up.
hahaha the other day the cops pulled me over and asked for my id and i handed them my old high school id badge. lmao i was bloooown.
hahahahaha smoooth move
hahahahaha, wait this is fucking lame, he entire made up fake ass website.
that's awesome! lol!
Lol... I know sober people that have done this!!!
same thing happened to me once, but i said to the officer,"all I have is my LSD card" when in fact i meant my college ID from Lake Superior College.
omaha has the bomb weed, it's not all cornfields in nebraska.
somebody honestly told me this the other night...
wonder if i met you.
Lol, I've done that too! After a Tom Petty concert. Got a speeding ticket but otherwise he had no clue.
I did that exact same thing like three weeks ago, and then he searched my car, and found the pot