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  • 70 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:27, I don't get the pun, can you please explain it. Note: I am not 11:11

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:49am

    LMFAO! this is one of the funniest messages I've read in a while.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:14am

    Not finishing isn't safe sex, it's bad sex!

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:29am

    the dude wit the yellow socks seriously disturbs me. Where do they get their ads???

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:11am

    10:32, no it's not. Way to represent the failure of sex ed, dumbass.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:29am

    i should tell my next gf it's better than condoms

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:17am

    I'm in planned parenthood right now haha.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:03pm

    I want to marry the OP

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:11pm

    Your teacher is a dumbass. Haven't you ever heard of pre-ejaculate? Guess what? It has seminal fluid in it too! If ever you're dumbe enough to fall for the old "pull out" method, then you'll be deserving every bit of child support/wellfare necessary.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:13am

    Anal is nature's birth control! It's free AND 100% effective.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:42pm

    Doesn't "dumb" have a "b" in it like they put it? I know there is no "e", unless you're Al Gore. No, wait... Regardless: Anal for contreception: that rocks!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:47am

    Pull, Spray, and Pray has worked for me for years. As far as I know atleast. When you're out of town and fuck some chick and dont really get her name and you were drunk and maybe didn't remember what you did with your seed, is it weird to think you might have some illegitimate children out there?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:51pm

    whoever says that pre-ejaculate doesn't contain serm is just a guy who hates uses condoms so pretends to know everything

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:49pm

    I had heard that pre-cum doesn't contain sperm, and i pulled out with my ex for a year and a half. Guess who got pregnant, thank you miscarriage. Thank you anal, now I just cum in her ass.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:53am

    5:09, FYI, yes, pre-ejaculate DOES contain sperm cells, whether you've ejaculated recently or not. There are obviously not as many as there would be with ejaculation, but they are present and can cause pregnancy.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:55pm

    3:11, my guess is that that accounts for the other 16%.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:32am

    8:26, not finishing IS a safe sex method

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:22pm

    3:11 learn to spell before you insult others. dumb***

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:27pm

    11:11, it was a pun, get a sense of humor.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:28am

    9:17 - reading tfln while getting birth control? nice

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:49am

    awesome sauce. in the ass.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:16pm

    3:11 before you try to insult others make sure you spell "dumb" correctly.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:13am

    who ever said pre ejaculation doesn't contain sperm is a huge retard. Before you start talking like you know shit make sure that you actually do. Otherwise other retards will believe you.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:00am

    ^ Probably a safe bet,

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:19pm

    The pull out method is fairly effective when done PERFECTLY. The problem is its hard to do perfectly, and only an idiot would do it outside of a long-term monogamous relationship.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:09pm

    FYI pre-ejaculate doesn't actually contain sperm unless you've already ejaculated within the last 35 minutes..

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:26am

    The Safe Sex Meth- ahahahaha! I couldn't even finish!! Hahaha!

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:58pm

    According to my Human Sexuality class, the pull-out method is actually 84% effective, which is more than many would have you believe.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:51pm

    12:27, look up the word pun and try again.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:18pm

    jelly doughnut........if u dont know what this means, you should look through the deviant dictionary, just google it

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:52pm

    Why would you even ask? Shouldn't you know? Fake.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:30pm

    3:11 - The textbook was "Understanding Human Sexuality" by Hyde. 10th edition. Feel free to look it up yourself. Also, 84% =/= 100%.

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:10am

    I have a friend that has a kid from just jacking off on a girl. They had never even had sex!! Sperm is crafty and will find a way. My husband and I have a kid from the pullout method. Nothing is 100% birth control fails occasionaly as well.