im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
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12:27, I don't get the pun, can you please explain it.
Note: I am not 11:11
Not finishing isn't safe sex, it's bad sex!
LMFAO! this is one of the funniest messages I've read in a while.
the dude wit the yellow socks seriously disturbs me. Where do they get their ads???
I'm in planned parenthood right now haha.
Doesn't "dumb" have a "b" in it like they put it? I know there is no "e", unless you're Al Gore. No, wait...
Regardless: Anal for contreception: that rocks!
10:32, no it's not. Way to represent the failure of sex ed, dumbass.
I want to marry the OP
3:11 before you try to insult others make sure you spell "dumb" correctly.
Your teacher is a dumbass. Haven't you ever heard of pre-ejaculate? Guess what? It has seminal fluid in it too! If ever you're dumbe enough to fall for the old "pull out" method, then you'll be deserving every bit of child support/wellfare necessary.
who ever said pre ejaculation doesn't contain sperm is a huge retard. Before you start talking like you know shit make sure that you actually do. Otherwise other retards will believe you.
whoever says that pre-ejaculate doesn't contain serm is just a guy who hates uses condoms so pretends to know everything
awesome sauce. in the ass.
Pull, Spray, and Pray has worked for me for years. As far as I know atleast. When you're out of town and fuck some chick and dont really get her name and you were drunk and maybe didn't remember what you did with your seed, is it weird to think you might have some illegitimate children out there?
i should tell my next gf it's better than condoms
5:09, FYI, yes, pre-ejaculate DOES contain sperm cells, whether you've ejaculated recently or not. There are obviously not as many as there would be with ejaculation, but they are present and can cause pregnancy.
3:11, my guess is that that accounts for the other 16%.
3:11 learn to spell before you insult others.
9:17 - reading tfln while getting birth control? nice
Why would you even ask? Shouldn't you know?
8:26, not finishing IS a safe sex method
FYI pre-ejaculate doesn't actually contain sperm unless you've already ejaculated within the last 35 minutes..
Anal is nature's birth control! It's free AND 100% effective.
12:27, look up the word pun and try again.
I had heard that pre-cum doesn't contain sperm, and i pulled out with my ex for a year and a half. Guess who got pregnant, thank you miscarriage. Thank you anal, now I just cum in her ass.
^ Probably a safe bet,
According to my Human Sexuality class, the pull-out method is actually 84% effective, which is more than many would have you believe.
jelly doughnut........if u dont know what this means, you should look through the deviant dictionary, just google it
11:11, it was a pun, get a sense of humor.
I have a friend that has a kid from just jacking off on a girl. They had never even had sex!! Sperm is crafty and will find a way. My husband and I have a kid from the pullout method. Nothing is 100% birth control fails occasionaly as well.
The pull out method is fairly effective when done PERFECTLY. The problem is its hard to do perfectly, and only an idiot would do it outside of a long-term monogamous relationship.
The Safe Sex Meth- ahahahaha! I couldn't even finish!! Hahaha!
3:11 - The textbook was "Understanding Human Sexuality" by Hyde. 10th edition. Feel free to look it up yourself.
Also, 84% =/= 100%.