No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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least he's being honest
Can't touch this COCK
frutyboom. they might be INSECURE about their dicks, but you should be insecure about your spelling.
...in other words, AWESOME
Winning endorsement of the Monterey dating pool...
Sucks to be you, magnum condoms aren't that big. An average penis can fit in them. It's just big dicks can't fit in anything else.
12.31 hurts ma brainnn!
I didn't know magnums are made out of sequence
Instead of worrying about ur dick size you might wanna go out and spend that money on a DICKtionary fruityboom lol
Haha that's so sad
Magnum condoms honestly aren't that much bigger than regular condoms. I feel bad for you small dick people.
Ha ha u have a small dick!!!
Yeah I prefer shower curtains for my condoms
Hahahaha!! Better than the guys who claim they are huge and they still shop in baby gap
Fuck all yall! I have never met one of my friends that have bought those. I garenty all the people who are saying he has a small dick are insacure and have an even smaller cock. O and none of my friends are black so that might be the reason I don't know anyone who buys them. If u are white and buy magnums u r a liar and an insacure small dicked person.
Have you passed 3rd grade yet? Learn to spell. Have fun in poverty :)
ok, i doubt you're gonna believe me, but im white and magnums are kinda too tight on me. soo.... fuck you :)
I wonder if frootybloom8 has ever heard of Jonah Falcon....
i love the honesty.
How did this get so many thumbs down... I thought this was fucking hilarious.
Haha, but seriouly I feel bad for u
Maybe you could stuff it....
There are hatred out there that have an over inflated picture of just how big their dicks are, that's why there ate so many thumbs down.
Dude you just pwned yourself.
How sad for you
So saying 'haha' is spam now?
dude I feel sorry for you if putting on a mag drowns your dick lol\n\nand frooty boom.. it's not a racial thing lol it's a dick size thing..\n\nit's sad tht you know allll of your friends dick sizes lol, my close friends all wear mags.. no matter their race. magnums are made for ling cocks not necessarily thick ones although they are bigger than usual.
Wait...first you said it's sad that he knows all of his friends' dick sizes, then you say that all of your friends wear Magnums. Contradict yourself much?
a magnum should never be that big on anyone. I doubt someone his size is getting any action anyways. advice: save your $ and buy porn to get you through the night. :)
At least he's honest.
I'm a white kid and magnums barely fit..
My fiancé wears magnum condoms...when we use them lol