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  • least he's being honest

    Submitted by rider8511 on May 4, 10 at 10:23am
  • Can't touch this COCK

    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 4, 10 at 10:45am
  • frutyboom. they might be INSECURE about their dicks, but you should be insecure about your spelling.

    Submitted by totallyhilarious on May 4, 10 at 1:01pm
  • other words, AWESOME

    Submitted by mahalis on May 4, 10 at 10:32am
  • So true.

    Submitted by marsrover on May 4, 10 at 10:16am
  • Winning endorsement of the Monterey dating pool...

    Submitted by Turducken on May 5, 10 at 12:54am
  • 12.31 hurts ma brainnn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 3:27pm
  • Sucks to be you, magnum condoms aren't that big. An average penis can fit in them. It's just big dicks can't fit in anything else.

    Submitted by ragdollsaally on May 4, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Instead of worrying about ur dick size you might wanna go out and spend that money on a DICKtionary fruityboom lol

    Submitted by harney08 on May 4, 10 at 4:16pm
  • I didn't know magnums are made out of sequence

    Submitted by w2010 on May 4, 10 at 10:54am
  • Haha that's so sad

    Submitted by kaygeebabee on May 4, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Tru dat!

    Submitted by jprincess on May 4, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Yeah I prefer shower curtains for my condoms

    Submitted by taKticalturtle on Jun 2, 10 at 1:50am
  • Magnum condoms honestly aren't that much bigger than regular condoms. I feel bad for you small dick people.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 4, 10 at 9:34pm
  • i love the honesty.

    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Ha ha u have a small dick!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 11:30am
  • At least he's honest.

    Submitted by merlana on May 6, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Fuck all yall! I have never met one of my friends that have bought those. I garenty all the people who are saying he has a small dick are insacure and have an even smaller cock. O and none of my friends are black so that might be the reason I don't know anyone who buys them. If u are white and buy magnums u r a liar and an insacure small dicked person.

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 4, 10 at 12:31pm
    • Have you passed 3rd grade yet? Learn to spell. Have fun in poverty :)

      Submitted by sandy123 on May 4, 10 at 2:48pm
    • ok, i doubt you're gonna believe me, but im white and magnums are kinda too tight on me. soo.... fuck you :)

      Submitted by Leto on May 4, 10 at 4:06pm
      • I wonder if frootybloom8 has ever heard of Jonah Falcon....

        Submitted by hobogal on May 4, 10 at 4:49pm
  • How sad for you

    Submitted by Savagejay on May 4, 10 at 11:52am
  • Hahahaha!! Better than the guys who claim they are huge and they still shop in baby gap

    Submitted by bartenderjenn on May 4, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Dude you just pwned yourself.

    Submitted by raptor2905 on May 4, 10 at 6:30pm
  • How did this get so many thumbs down... I thought this was fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by belle08 on May 5, 10 at 1:36am
  • So saying 'haha' is spam now?

    Submitted by marsrover on May 4, 10 at 10:19am
  • Haha, but seriouly I feel bad for u

    Submitted by callmescout on Aug 7, 10 at 12:18am
  • There are hatred out there that have an over inflated picture of just how big their dicks are, that's why there ate so many thumbs down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:11am
  • Maybe you could stuff it....

    Submitted by bldrmn on May 5, 10 at 7:33am
  • dude I feel sorry for you if putting on a mag drowns your dick lol\n\nand frooty boom.. it's not a racial thing lol it's a dick size thing..\n\nit's sad tht you know allll of your friends dick sizes lol, my close friends all wear mags.. no matter their race. magnums are made for ling cocks not necessarily thick ones although they are bigger than usual.

    Submitted by fd1 on May 4, 10 at 12:42pm
    • Wait...first you said it's sad that he knows all of his friends' dick sizes, then you say that all of your friends wear Magnums. Contradict yourself much?

      Submitted by archery126 on May 4, 10 at 4:17pm
  • I'm a white kid and magnums barely fit..

    Submitted by beachkid757 on May 4, 10 at 3:55pm
  • a magnum should never be that big on anyone. I doubt someone his size is getting any action anyways. advice: save your $ and buy porn to get you through the night. :)

    Submitted by adriannn on May 5, 10 at 12:30am
  • My fiancé wears magnum condoms...when we use them lol

    Submitted by RadMuffin on May 4, 10 at 11:03am