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  • Submitted by rider8511 on May 4, 10 at 10:23am

    least he's being honest

  • Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 4, 10 at 10:45am

    Can't touch this COCK

  • Submitted by totallyhilarious on May 4, 10 at 1:01pm

    frutyboom. they might be INSECURE about their dicks, but you should be insecure about your spelling.

  • Submitted by marsrover on May 4, 10 at 10:16am

    So true.

  • Submitted by mahalis on May 4, 10 at 10:32am other words, AWESOME

  • Submitted by Turducken on May 5, 10 at 12:54am

    Winning endorsement of the Monterey dating pool...

  • Submitted by ragdollsaally on May 4, 10 at 8:44pm

    Sucks to be you, magnum condoms aren't that big. An average penis can fit in them. It's just big dicks can't fit in anything else.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 3:27pm

    12.31 hurts ma brainnn!

  • Submitted by w2010 on May 4, 10 at 10:54am

    I didn't know magnums are made out of sequence

  • Submitted by harney08 on May 4, 10 at 4:16pm

    Instead of worrying about ur dick size you might wanna go out and spend that money on a DICKtionary fruityboom lol

  • Submitted by kaygeebabee on May 4, 10 at 6:53pm

    Haha that's so sad

  • Submitted by jprincess on May 4, 10 at 3:37pm

    Tru dat!

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 4, 10 at 9:34pm

    Magnum condoms honestly aren't that much bigger than regular condoms. I feel bad for you small dick people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 11:30am

    Ha ha u have a small dick!!!

  • Submitted by taKticalturtle on Jun 2, 10 at 1:50am

    Yeah I prefer shower curtains for my condoms

  • Submitted by bartenderjenn on May 4, 10 at 7:06pm

    Hahahaha!! Better than the guys who claim they are huge and they still shop in baby gap

  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 4, 10 at 12:31pm

    Fuck all yall! I have never met one of my friends that have bought those. I garenty all the people who are saying he has a small dick are insacure and have an even smaller cock. O and none of my friends are black so that might be the reason I don't know anyone who buys them. If u are white and buy magnums u r a liar and an insacure small dicked person.

    • Submitted by sandy123 on May 4, 10 at 2:48pm

      Have you passed 3rd grade yet? Learn to spell. Have fun in poverty :)

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      Submitted by Leto on May 4, 10 at 4:06pm

      ok, i doubt you're gonna believe me, but im white and magnums are kinda too tight on me. soo.... fuck you :)

      • Submitted by hobogal on May 4, 10 at 4:49pm

        I wonder if frootybloom8 has ever heard of Jonah Falcon....

  • Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:40pm

    i love the honesty.

  • Submitted by belle08 on May 5, 10 at 1:36am

    How did this get so many thumbs down... I thought this was fucking hilarious.

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    Submitted by callmescout on Aug 7, 10 at 12:18am

    Haha, but seriouly I feel bad for u

  • Submitted by bldrmn on May 5, 10 at 7:33am

    Maybe you could stuff it....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:11am

    There are hatred out there that have an over inflated picture of just how big their dicks are, that's why there ate so many thumbs down.

  • Submitted by raptor2905 on May 4, 10 at 6:30pm

    Dude you just pwned yourself.

  • Submitted by Savagejay on May 4, 10 at 11:52am

    How sad for you

  • Submitted by marsrover on May 4, 10 at 10:19am

    So saying 'haha' is spam now?

  • Submitted by fd1 on May 4, 10 at 12:42pm

    dude I feel sorry for you if putting on a mag drowns your dick lol\n\nand frooty boom.. it's not a racial thing lol it's a dick size thing..\n\nit's sad tht you know allll of your friends dick sizes lol, my close friends all wear mags.. no matter their race. magnums are made for ling cocks not necessarily thick ones although they are bigger than usual.

    • Submitted by archery126 on May 4, 10 at 4:17pm

      Wait...first you said it's sad that he knows all of his friends' dick sizes, then you say that all of your friends wear Magnums. Contradict yourself much?

  • Submitted by adriannn on May 5, 10 at 12:30am

    a magnum should never be that big on anyone. I doubt someone his size is getting any action anyways. advice: save your $ and buy porn to get you through the night. :)

  • Submitted by merlana on May 6, 10 at 1:30pm

    At least he's honest.

  • Submitted by beachkid757 on May 4, 10 at 3:55pm

    I'm a white kid and magnums barely fit..

  • Submitted by RadMuffin on May 4, 10 at 11:03am

    My fiancé wears magnum condoms...when we use them lol