Texts From Last Night · SUpafreak's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

SUpafreak's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?

Fav 9 2381 1041
share tweet
(908): View more from New Jersey

My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.

Fav 10 2704 1086
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(573): View more from Missouri

What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.

Fav 19 983 5255
share tweet
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina

Fav 19 2370 1217
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(862): View more from New Jersey

I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!

Fav 33 6794 1688
share tweet
(458): View more from Oregon

I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.

(350): View more from

You are my idol.

Fav 21 3711 1377
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

Fav 13 3773 1602
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.

Fav 6 1843 1305
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT