Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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That's fucking gross.
Winner, skankiest text ever posted
You're an awful person
The cup runneth over.... and by cup I mean cum dumpster cuz you're a nasty bitch fo sho
PUKE!!! And why are you trying on jeans without wearing underwear? You are the nastiest bitch alive. I hope someone at the toothbrush factory scrubbed their ass with yours before you bought it!
someone could actually blame an unwanted pregnancy on a pair of jeans
That's impossible dumbass. A) How many people try jeans on without underwear (ew) B)Sperm can't "swim" INTO your crotch, up your vaginal walls (where the acidity will 90% kill it), and into your uterus and C) You'd have to be ovulating on that day. \nBut nice try
Sadly, explains the whole new testament.
This is a guy
soo what store was that at?
Actually that awesome in the most shameful way possible...
Unprotected Sex. The best kind
I weep for this generation...
But I weep- after I stop laughing!
Cum stain is probably in the seat of a size 34 true religion boot cut..
Newest trend....bone washed jeans?
i never said you could, i said someone could BLAME it on that. now who's the moron?
You're trying on jeans?
Dirty bitch! That's disgusting! Try wearing a condom too
Ma ma ma ma momma said you a nasty bitch
Holy shit that was funny...coffee shot out of my nose.
Ew. Note to self, when buying jeans, stay away from the stiff ones, wash post purchase. And, you are a nasty heaux---go back to your streetcorner on skank and syphilis blvd!
I think the most important part is if we know what size jeans their trying on
OP could be a dude. And if it's a girl she could be married for all you know. stfu about all this whore crap cause you don't know shit
how about you use protection and wear underwear! \ngross!!
Of course it's from a fucking scumbag Pittsburgh area slut!!!
This is not Pittsburgh (412), I'd be humiliated if it was. This comes from the land of "fuckin' your brother in your trailer home" people.
Thats just gross..eeeww
Oh god damn, you nasty fucking bitch.\n\nFirst, why wouldn't you wipe that shit up,
That's some straight-up hoodrat shit.
Stay classy, Pennsylvania.
@ kin_in your my hero
Why is this gross? It's actually a fact. If you blow in there a woman's pussy will ooze out that fluid!
Haha epic win lmao. Gross as hell but very funny
Fucking eww!!!!!! OMG you're disgusting for doing that! If you're going to be gross, at least buy the pants, so no one else has to get a disgusting surprise!
You are so nasty. Gross. Ew.
not necessarily a skank. it could be from her husband.
i think this is funny. would laugh hard if a hookup sent me this
You can't get pregnant from trying on cum-stained jeans, moron.
let's hope you don't try them on then
Hey no baby, it's better bareback.
I just threw up a little :(
Funny because it happened to somebody else!
Nicole, you don't pee from the same hole you get fucked in, so it probably wouldn't help much. Urine comes out of a hole called the urethra. It is the small hole above the vagina.
It does actually. It's because of the relaxing of muscles. Go to a gyn if you don't believe it.
Funny. Screw em right. I got the humor.
to be fair the next person to try on jeans at that Walmart prolly deserves what they got..
WTF is wrong with you?
LOL at all the people who are like "ew gross!"\n\nThat's fucking epic!
Wow good night but at least clean your dirty cunt before going shopping
That's disgusting, why would u try jeans on without undies, and if u idk pee after sex this shouldn't happen, or wear a pantyliner you sick fuck
Shit. Now I'm too fucking worried about getting pregnant to go jean shopping. Thanks for ruining Pittsburgh you skank.
Eww... Fucking gross.
Sick!!!! Who says this shit?!? For real?
That is FUCKING disgusting.
This is pure fucking genius.