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  • Submitted by chrom_ed on Jun 3, 11 at 1:34pm

    That's fucking gross.

  • Submitted by astonmartin on Jun 3, 11 at 3:16pm

    Winner, skankiest text ever posted

  • Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jun 3, 11 at 1:43pm

    You're an awful person

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 3, 11 at 3:28pm

    The cup runneth over.... and by cup I mean cum dumpster cuz you're a nasty bitch fo sho

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 3, 11 at 7:06pm

    PUKE!!! And why are you trying on jeans without wearing underwear? You are the nastiest bitch alive. I hope someone at the toothbrush factory scrubbed their ass with yours before you bought it!

  • Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jun 3, 11 at 3:24pm

    someone could actually blame an unwanted pregnancy on a pair of jeans

    • Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on Jun 4, 11 at 11:48pm

      That's impossible dumbass. A) How many people try jeans on without underwear (ew) B)Sperm can't "swim" INTO your crotch, up your vaginal walls (where the acidity will 90% kill it), and into your uterus and C) You'd have to be ovulating on that day. \nBut nice try

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 3, 11 at 2:42pm

    Sadly, explains the whole new testament.

  • Submitted by TheMonkeyBrain on Jun 3, 11 at 5:02pm

    This is a guy

  • Submitted by coog on Jun 3, 11 at 2:43pm

    soo what store was that at?

  • Submitted by TheDude on Jun 3, 11 at 4:33pm

    thats filthy.

  • Submitted by UncleCharlie on Jun 3, 11 at 8:15pm

    Unprotected Sex. The best kind

  • Submitted by chelsnd on Jun 3, 11 at 3:52pm

    Actually that awesome in the most shameful way possible...

  • Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jun 4, 11 at 12:13pm

    I weep for this generation...

    • Submitted by Girlbaby on Jun 8, 11 at 4:53pm

      But I weep- after I stop laughing!

  • Submitted by efffufirstfirst on Jun 3, 11 at 9:48pm

    Cum stain is probably in the seat of a size 34 true religion boot cut..

  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 3, 11 at 9:21pm

    Newest trend....bone washed jeans?

  • Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jun 3, 11 at 6:21pm

    i never said you could, i said someone could BLAME it on that. now who's the moron?

  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Jun 3, 11 at 2:41pm

    You're trying on jeans?

  • Submitted by localcelebrity on Jun 3, 11 at 2:21pm

    Dirty bitch! That's disgusting! Try wearing a condom too

  • Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Jun 3, 11 at 2:21pm

    Ma ma ma ma momma said you a nasty bitch

  • Submitted by mantlehogan on Jun 4, 11 at 8:33am

    Holy shit that was shot out of my nose.

  • Submitted by MF_Dancer on Jun 3, 11 at 2:50pm


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  • Submitted by filmfaerie on Jun 3, 11 at 2:45pm

    Ew. Note to self, when buying jeans, stay away from the stiff ones, wash post purchase. And, you are a nasty heaux---go back to your streetcorner on skank and syphilis blvd!

  • Submitted by Onyourwifesface on Jun 3, 11 at 9:38pm

    I think the most important part is if we know what size jeans their trying on

  • Submitted by JesziLee on Jun 4, 11 at 3:37am


  • Submitted by bra on Jun 4, 11 at 5:09am

    OP could be a dude. And if it's a girl she could be married for all you know. stfu about all this whore crap cause you don't know shit

  • Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 4, 11 at 1:53am

    how about you use protection and wear underwear! \ngross!!

  • Submitted by ChargersGrl on Jun 3, 11 at 5:29pm

    Thats just gross..eeeww

  • Submitted by KB616 on Sep 21, 11 at 8:47am

    Oh god damn, you nasty fucking bitch.\n\nFirst, why wouldn't you wipe that shit up,

  • Submitted by 09Superduty on Jun 3, 11 at 10:00pm

    Of course it's from a fucking scumbag Pittsburgh area slut!!!

    • Submitted by redsox985 on Jun 3, 11 at 11:48pm

      This is not Pittsburgh (412), I'd be humiliated if it was. This comes from the land of "fuckin' your brother in your trailer home" people.

  • Submitted by FactChecker on Jun 4, 11 at 2:50pm

    That's some straight-up hoodrat shit.

  • Submitted by bigbuck453 on Jun 8, 11 at 1:33am

    Stay classy, Pennsylvania.

  • Submitted by boats_n_hoes777 on Jun 4, 11 at 1:43am

    @ kin_in your my hero

  • Submitted by umadog81 on Jun 5, 11 at 11:31am

    Haha epic win lmao. Gross as hell but very funny

  • Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:30pm

    not necessarily a skank. it could be from her husband.

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    Submitted by togatoga on May 12, 13 at 12:04pm

    Why is this gross? It's actually a fact. If you blow in there a woman's pussy will ooze out that fluid!

  • Submitted by Attica on Jun 4, 11 at 11:40pm

    Fucking eww!!!!!! OMG you're disgusting for doing that! If you're going to be gross, at least buy the pants, so no one else has to get a disgusting surprise!

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 4, 11 at 11:24pm

    Totally hot.

  • Submitted by EclecticPandora on Jun 3, 11 at 5:58pm

    You are so nasty. Gross. Ew.

  • Submitted by travisw on Jun 4, 11 at 3:45am

    i think this is funny. would laugh hard if a hookup sent me this

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jun 3, 11 at 1:56pm


  • Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 3, 11 at 2:34pm

    Hey no baby, it's better bareback.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 11 at 6:13pm

    You can't get pregnant from trying on cum-stained jeans, moron.

    • Submitted by Attica on Jun 4, 11 at 11:43pm

      let's hope you don't try them on then

  • Submitted by McTastySweater on Jun 4, 11 at 6:20am

    I just threw up a little :(

  • Submitted by hwrecker on Jun 3, 11 at 5:39pm

    Funny because it happened to somebody else!

  • Submitted by kmrisinger on Nov 18, 11 at 2:34pm

    Fucking disgusting

  • Submitted by brokensound on Jun 5, 11 at 9:17am

    to be fair the next person to try on jeans at that Walmart prolly deserves what they got..

  • Submitted by liandrin on Jun 5, 11 at 6:36pm

    Nicole, you don't pee from the same hole you get fucked in, so it probably wouldn't help much. Urine comes out of a hole called the urethra. It is the small hole above the vagina.

    • Submitted by xanaduu on Jun 5, 11 at 9:50pm

      It does actually. It's because of the relaxing of muscles. Go to a gyn if you don't believe it.

  • Submitted by LucasV86 on Jun 3, 11 at 2:27pm

    love it!!!

  • Submitted by DuhBatman357 on Oct 28, 11 at 11:42pm

    Funny. Screw em right. I got the humor.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Jun 4, 11 at 11:28pm

    WTF is wrong with you?

  • Submitted by fingerstheclown on Jun 6, 11 at 5:22am

    LOL at all the people who are like "ew gross!"\n\nThat's fucking epic!

  • Submitted by magaritaville on Sep 8, 11 at 8:20pm


  • Submitted by armymusic on Jun 6, 11 at 11:38am

    Wow good night but at least clean your dirty cunt before going shopping

  • Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 4, 11 at 1:45am

    That's disgusting, why would u try jeans on without undies, and if u idk pee after sex this shouldn't happen, or wear a pantyliner you sick fuck

  • Submitted by badass_babe on Jun 4, 11 at 11:39pm

    Shit. Now I'm too fucking worried about getting pregnant to go jean shopping. Thanks for ruining Pittsburgh you skank.

  • Submitted by eveiw on Jun 6, 11 at 4:01am

    That is FUCKING disgusting.

  • Submitted by lindalou on Jun 6, 11 at 1:34am

    Eww... Fucking gross.

  • Submitted by amw88 on Jun 4, 11 at 11:56am

    Sick!!!! Who says this shit?!? For real?

  • Submitted by CraigRyRy on Jun 7, 11 at 7:33pm

    This is pure fucking genius.

  • Submitted by cecbailey17 on Jun 4, 11 at 12:12am

    Wow. Wow.