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  • Submitted by Forked on Jun 9, 11 at 2:18pm

    Coming from a guy, this is dangerous. Coming from a lady, it's sexy.

    • Submitted by red_head17 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:41am

      it came from me. it's sexy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 9, 11 at 6:07pm

    Kthx is the most annoying text term ever.

  • Submitted by Silent on Jun 9, 11 at 1:53pm

    That's a surefire way to get sand in places there shouldn't be sand

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 9, 11 at 2:05pm

    Yes ma'am!

  • Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 9, 11 at 2:19pm

    "You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether *its consensual or rapee.*" Is basically what you're saying. Though assuming the recipient is male, there's no way its not consensual.\n\n{used 'rapee' because TFLN won't let you use the right way, wtf?)

  • Submitted by LoveXMeXDead on Jun 10, 11 at 12:12am

    I know the person who posted this. It's coming from a lady.

    • Submitted by red_head17 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:40am

      i was the one who posted this. you know who i am? 'cause if you do, it's a little scary.

  • Submitted by filmfaerie on Jun 9, 11 at 11:34pm

    Yeah, bc there's nothing more sexay than having an adult moment n chicago pd show up.

  • Submitted by sergieaux on Jun 9, 11 at 2:50pm

    careful not get sand in your vagina

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    Submitted by dmyjuly on Sep 28, 11 at 11:08pm

    Her clam is gonna be making pearls

  • Submitted by idgaf on Jun 9, 11 at 11:36pm

    there are beaches in illinois?

    • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 10, 11 at 3:14pm

      the crazy thing about cell phones is that you can travel with them. i know, technology is spooky

    • Submitted by XanonymousX on Jun 11, 11 at 12:16pm

      Chicago? lake Michigan? Numerous small lakes through out the state? come on now.

  • Submitted by bellatheresa on Jun 9, 11 at 9:20pm

    sand in the vag.

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    Submitted by JesusCaesar on Jun 9, 11 at 1:47pm


  • Submitted by feliciadatkins on Jun 10, 11 at 9:13am

    You're better off saying girl. Evidently she's not that lady-like.

  • Submitted by grapemist on Jun 10, 11 at 11:51pm

    Tfln should ban the use of kthx and kthxbai. They're like nails on a chalkboard annoying!

    • Submitted by red_head17 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:38am

      so is the fact that you're commenting on this about the fact that you hate it. no one cares what you think. don't like it, don't comment on it.

  • Submitted by washingtonkaytay on Jun 10, 11 at 2:49am

    Kthanks always pisses me off

  • Submitted by duchess21 on Oct 6, 11 at 1:48am

    Roll tide.