Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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