Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".