i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave