you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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