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YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!

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(512): View more from Texas

I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.

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I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.

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It was probably Jesus.

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I feel like he would have left a message.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.

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(425): View more from Washington

you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it

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youre the best friend ever

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(678): View more from Georgia

I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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