Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.