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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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