I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel