I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section