please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section