He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money