He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money