you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"