found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"