for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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