Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.