dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed