dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed