Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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