Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Sexist Restaurant Owner Tells Woman To ‘Keep Her Legs Open’ After Firing Her
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.