today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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