i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit