She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.