I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon