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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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