All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section