I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.